你们有14亿人口

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Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
问：你们中国人真的吃狗吗？
答：由于这帮喇嘛想要帮印第安人夺回美国的福罗里达州
问：你们中国制作的产品都很廉价吗？
Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
问：你们有14亿人口，当初你们想怎么解决这个问题？
问：中国正在变得强盛，你们的政府想要独霸世界吗？
问：为什么你们的政府不把藏区偿还给当地的喇嘛？
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
Q: Why you are the only kid in your family?
答：那是相对的，咱们一变强就会入侵伊拉克跟阿富汗。
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanks giving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeys as humans best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys
答：我们会寻找一个新的星球，杀光当地人，而后住进去。
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we became powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
答：因为我们的父母不会到处乱搞
问：为什么你们一家只有一个孩子？
Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
Q: Why doesnt your government give Tibet back to its monks?
Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
A: Because our parents dont fuck around.
A: Yes. If we were using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.
答：没错，我们吃良多的狗。猫也吃。尤其在你们的感恩节吃。另外，火鸡是我们最受欢送的宠物，火鸡在我们眼中是人类最好的友人。在中国，只有最没文明的人才吃火鸡呢。
A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.
注：Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族
答：是的。假如我们要是应用黑奴，价钱会更便宜